Cicada by Belle Whittington (Blog tour: Guest post)

What are five I'd want with me on a deserted island, and what would I do with them?

If I were to find myself unfortunately marooned on a deserted island, I would like to have with me Bear Grylls, because then I'd be assured that I would survive the whole horrible ordeal. But Bear Grylls is not an item, he's an adventurer, so I suppose I can't have him on my "Deserted Island Wish List."

Just thinking about this actually makes me want to cry and rush to the nearest spa for a massage. But I must press on and complete the assignment and stop all this hemming and hawing. So, if I were to marooned on a deserted island, here are the top five things I would want to have with me:

5. Buckbeak the Hippogryff (So I could fly home)

4. A Pistol With Plenty of Ammo (In case Buckbeak wouldn't let me ride him, I would need this so I could not only protect myself from Buckbeak, but also shoot wild game. I don't do hand-to-hand combat of any kind...)

3. A First Aid Kit (So I can tend to any injuries I might have sustained...especially if I have been attacked by Buckbeak or have shot myself in the foot!)

2. A Satellite Cell Phone (So I could call for help for someone to come save me from Buckbeak!)

1. A Book About How to Survive Being Marooned on a Deserted Island (In case the phone doesn't work, I can find out if eating Buckbeak might be hazardous to my health!)

Well, that about sums it up! Perhaps I should have just requested to have a magic lamp with a genie who would issue me three wishes! LOL!

 

Thank you so much for hosting me on your wonderful blog and giving me a chance to share a little silliness with your readers!

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Good luck to all of those who are entering the contests and giveaways along the way on this wonderful blog tour!

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Also, make sure you check out all of the other stops on the tour and comment on them for the chance to win these gorgeous items:

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Thank you so much to Bree @ The Magic Attic for hosting this awesome tour and allowing me to be a part of it. Don't forget to visit all of the other stops and comment to gain entries into the grand prize giveaway and check Bree's blog on the 21st to see the winner announcement!